Duck Duck Cougar?
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Damn victory sex feels great
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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