How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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