A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
