Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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