My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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