i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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