you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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