We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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