Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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