yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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