he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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