just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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