in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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