Me. At least after what I've been through.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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