Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I am available for nakedness
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Randomize
