Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
Randomize
