well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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