He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
She even gives head with a lisp.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
Randomize
