physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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