My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
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