Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
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