margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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