I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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