is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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