im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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