Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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