She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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