I just made out with a guy for $7.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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