That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Randomize
