i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Hey! you should come over!
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