No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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