the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
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