I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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