Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Randomize
