I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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