No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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