help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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