I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Holy sore nipples Batman
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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