dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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