I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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