Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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