i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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