There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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