ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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