I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
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