well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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