this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
