I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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