my mouth tastes like poor choices
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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