So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
You are the jesus of drinking
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Randomize
