I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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