ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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